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WHAT I DO


 

THE PROPAGANDA

“Nature loves courage. You make the commitment and nature will respond to that commitment by removing impossible obstacles. Dream the impossible dream and the world will not grind you under, it will lift you up. This is the trick. This is what all these teachers and philosophers who really counted, who really touched the alchemical gold, this is what they understood. This is the shamanic dance in the waterfall. This is how magic is done. By hurling yourself into the abyss and discovering its a feather bed.”

-Terence Mckenna

 

 

 

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WHAT I DO


 

THE PROPAGANDA

“Nature loves courage. You make the commitment and nature will respond to that commitment by removing impossible obstacles. Dream the impossible dream and the world will not grind you under, it will lift you up. This is the trick. This is what all these teachers and philosophers who really counted, who really touched the alchemical gold, this is what they understood. This is the shamanic dance in the waterfall. This is how magic is done. By hurling yourself into the abyss and discovering its a feather bed.”

-Terence Mckenna

 

 

 

THAT SAID, THIS IS WHAT I DO

I SHOOT MOTION PICTURES


Film, Television, Music Videos and Commercials as Director of Photography, Cinematographer, and Camera Operator

On the set of CRUMBLE circa 2009

On the set of CRUMBLE circa 2009


I SHOOT STILL PHOTOGRAPHS


Portrait, Editorial, Fashion and Ad Campaigns OF ALL SORTS, often using a candid documentary-style that I’ve not found a name for yet.  A GOOD DEAL OF MY IMAGES FEATURE MAKEUP By anastasia staley

Early 2012 at MILK studios for an Aarmada produced shoot for ELLE UK. 

Early 2012 at MILK studios for an Aarmada produced shoot for ELLE UK. 

Gallery: The Lookbook

Honorable mention, lifestyle & editorial categories 2017 ICP Awards.  Photographed off the island of Taveuni, Fiji in the summer of 2015 


I CREATE DIGITAL CUSTOM CONTENT

'handcrafted' digital content that's fun to watch,  strengthens your brand and engages audiences


I FLY


as a remote aerial gimbal operator and remote pilot

Flying a DJI Inspire for the Rhino Rack campaign - photo credit: Lorenzo Hodges


I RIDE

for my sanity

My '98 BMW R1100GS, Somewhere near Utah. 


I TRAVEL

for work

Giza pyramids. Obviously. 

Giza pyramids. Obviously. 


SOMETIMES, I WRITE

exclusively for my millions of imaginary readers and fans 

 
 
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EDGY BIO


 

 

"THE BIO"
“If you don’t smoke cannabis, you may spend your evening balancing your checking account.
If you do smoke cannabis you may spend your evening contemplating the causes of the Greek Renaissance.”

-Terence Mckenna

 

 

 

 

EDGY BIO


 

 

"THE BIO"
“If you don’t smoke cannabis, you may spend your evening balancing your checking account.
If you do smoke cannabis you may spend your evening contemplating the causes of the Greek Renaissance.”

-Terence Mckenna

 

 

 

 

KEITH "FUCKING" DECRISTO
...graduated summa cum laude from the University Of Hard Knocks, where he obtained a double masters in drunken string theory and contemporary American literature written by alcoholics and substance-abusers.  It was during these formidable years that he developed an unhealthy obsession with cinematography, a profession that continues to ruin his life to this very day.

Keith utilizes the most modern techniques in self-flagellation and other destructive motivational tools in order to create something that resembles art, so that he may justify his existence, feed his tortured soul, and distract himself from the “eternal suffering of the spotted mind”.

When not on set, he moonlights as a quality-assurance tester for fine Kentucky bourbons, waxes Bukowski, and questions existence and authority with unparalleled exuberance.

 
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